Being Knavish on Televison

Anyone interested in making a financial killing on Wall Street would be wise to up their investing in those companies, that are heavy in the manufacturing of hair care products, chiefly, hair dying and grooming. I predict a run on such products in the market place as the damaging news of this American President increases, as an unindicted co-conspirator, prompting all television journalists and politicians, jockeying to appear on televison at every turn, both male and female, wanting to appear as youthful as any hair fakery product can provide. The natural occurrence of gray hair will suddenly become as rare as at anytime in history, except during the Great Depression, when anything other than food and shelter, was an out of reach luxury, and vanity was of little concern when keeping warm during those long cold winter nights as it then was.

There once upon a time was a difference between a televison journalist and a televison politician, the separation was based on the amount of hair dye employed in appearance, they both are now addicted to the practice on an massive scale, unless one dare to look closely enough, no one is able to tell them apart; is that a practicing journalist or practicing politician playing one on televison, talking or just their marketing manager pushing them forward, indulging and including them in appearance sympathies?

Is anyone watching the shade of Jim Cramer’s goatee change from day to day? I am…